For your amusement...

Some computer Tom Swifties:

• “I thought I would free up more memory on the second pass,” Tom recollected.
• “You should always check the pre-conditions,” Tom asserted.
• “Did you use SSL?” Tom asked cryptically.
• “If one of those is smaller, put it first,” Tom ordered weakly.
• “Command continuations discard values,” Tom said expressionlessly.
• “That isn't null or a cons cell,” Tom said listlessly.
• “Does this return an answer?” Tom asked haltingly.
• “This program implicitly depends upon time,” Tom stated.
• “Maybe it's in Reverse Polish Notation,” Tom put forth.